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Diggin' in the dirt, diggin' dirt, gettin' dirty,
Need a couple seeds, text my dealer with my QWERTY.
Bustin' out begonias and the buttercups, bitches.
Need to make some holes, need to dig some ditches,
Where my hoes at?

Edelweiss is blooming with her bootylicious butt,
But I don't got the time for that Austrian slut.
Gotta plant some baby's breath for you gypsophiliacs,
So step back son, while I give this dirt a whack.
Where my hoes at?

It don't matter if they're red, pink, yellow or black,
When I'm checkin' out my roses something rises in my slacks.
Hasn't rained in weeks, this soil wouldn't grow a thistle,
But these stamen got some pollen, gotta penetrate these pistils.
Where my hoes at?

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids in a row?
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids in a row?

My bluebells give me blue balls 'cause they're such a freakin' tease,
And my Anguloa Uniflora get me on my freakin' knees.
Got some cross pollination pollinating across my mind,
I just need to get some tools to help me bump and grind,
Where my hoes at?

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from Another Wanderlust Melon, released June 3, 2017

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